{"product_id":"diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm — from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm — Clarkson’s farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors — proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub… or so it seems.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand — especially now that his doctor insists he’s got to become a vegetablist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House NZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40844498632768,"sku":"9780241782996","price":40.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/0876\/8576\/files\/diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog-2886133.jpg?v=1768327118","url":"https:\/\/thepageandprose.co.nz\/products\/diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog","provider":"The Page and Prose Booksellers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}